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cheia:

Seth Meyers: The owner of the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which offers visitors a close-up look at male reproductive organs of several species, says that four men have promised to donate their penises after their deaths. You know, I’m thinking I might do that.
Amy Poehler: Really? I didn’t know they had a miniatures collection. [raises her hand for a high-five] Up top!
Seth Meyers: Why would I high-five you on that? Why would I do that?
Amy Poehler: Because if you get mad, it looks like it’s true!
Seth Meyers: [high-fives Amy] Up top! Yeah!
Amy Poehler: Boom!
Seth Meyers: Funny joke, funny joke. Not true. So funny, though.

- Weekend Update with Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers, Saturday Night Live 33x12

blackandwtf:

1954

Back before there was an ethical treatment of animals, owners often gave the dogs, cats, cows, and apes in their care a sip (or shot) of this or that. Pictured: Phil the Gorilla pounds a beer with a zookeeper at the St. Louis Zoo in 1954.  

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